Due to the social customs of different religious culture, Chinese peculiar to the seemingly simple western expression common sense solutions. If understood as " the woman with a man up again with another man down ", it commits the religious and cultural cognition and interpretation of the error. Please translate into good English, thank you!

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感觉好绕口的一句话。希望能帮到忙。

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Due to the social customs of different religious culture, Chinese peculiar to the seemingly simple western expression common sense solutions. If understood as " the woman with a man up again with another man down ", it commits the religious and cultural cognition and interpretation of the error. Please translate into good English, thank you!

你在哪啊？我最最亲爱的老婆，为什么让我苦等了那么多年？
我发誓，只要你不嫌弃我，我将用毕生精力去守护你直到永远。
Where
are
you,
my
dear
wife?
Why
did
you
let
me
wait
for
you
for
so
many
years?
I
swear
to
God,
If
you
don't
mind
me,
I
will
take
care
of
you
from
now
on
until
forever!
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