如果你想要这样的生活，那我为你感到悲哀，在爱的路上你已迷失方向

这英文有两处语法错误。
如果你想要的就是这样的生活，那我为你感到悲哀...你迷失了爱的方向。

The park bench couple in the clacking of seeds GuaZiKe throws anywhere, by this time there is a cleaner saw stepped forward to stop.
Man: we've met 3 years, when can I marry me ah ~?
Female: not so fast
Male: don't you love me?
F: no, you can give me happiness?
Man: can I earn big money to support you, give you happiness, and my mom doesn't want to let me alone.
Cleaner to come forward.
Cleaners: please don't throw the rubbish everywhere? There's a trash can, you can put the rubbish into the there.
Male: if we don't throw, what you sweep rubbish! So government spending that support you?
Cleaners: if everyone no littering our environment will be better, also can reduce our work burden, the salary is we pay income. Young man to learn the perspective-taking ~!
Man: that doesn't interest me, and that salary and lose face the master stroke.
Cleaners: don't you here can earn money? Is this your girl friend. Do you think your boyfriend civilization?
Woman: is. My boyfriend is the best one in the world.
Cleaners: he was so litter do you think that is a civilized men do?
F: no, but he say to will throw on the ground because trash too far away, this can blame trash can ~!
Cleaner (shaking sigh) : now young people how so ~!
Male (put water after drinking and then put the bottle to his girlfriend, threw, said) : let's go! ~!
Cleaners: hey, don't walk... (sigh of sweeping)
Volunteer: elder sister, what happened
Cleaners: just a pair of lovers litter.
Volunteer: oh. The loser is simply young people, I am volunteering, let me help you sweep ~!
Cleaners: no, cleaning is our work, if each youth are like you so that we wouldn't have so tired.
Volunteer: (took the broom, found the stool have mobile phones)
Man come back for mobile phones: (q), did you see my mobile phone cleaner?
Volunteer: yes ~! Did you in here littering?
MalJsopEvce: uh ~ ~ is, why are you help her clean ah, you don't have a salary take ~!
Volunteer: this be you of wrong, I am youth volunteer is never requiting. You litter is ashamed of, and environmental protection is to test you.
Woman: I feel we can't do that, we want to be a good citizen, shouldn't throw Chinese face.
Male: (to youth volunteer) thank you, you let me learn a lot. (to the cleaners apology) : I'm sorry.
Cleaners: that's ok. Know wrong can correct

这么长？你蛋疼吧还一分都不给。

恐怖。

翻译什么 My name is Xue Bing Chen, my English name Clinla, I am from Nanjing, Jiangsu Province, I was a middle school student, I came to the United States, because I love this country, this country is very developed, you can let my ideal realized, I am very poor in English, but I will improve your English through my efforts to achieve that in outside school hours, I usually do some of my favorite hobbies, such as: swimming, climbing, badminton ... I can not own character described in the very comprehensive, I am an outgoing person, I like to make friends with other people, I can tell everyone Care, but sometimes I also hope that we can stay wwww.rixia.ccith a person, and sometimes I wish I could a person quietly reading, listening to music, do some exercise, I hope can go to your school to school, I believe they have a certain degree of management skills, I hope that teachers can see my efforts to determine whether I can do squad leader, I will mix with the students, but I will study the situation of each student are very strict, also www.rixia.ccincludiJsopEvcng myJsopEvcself

2楼翻译的可以，但是有些地方会让人感觉award&wired......
比如第二行的it is well developed ，感觉很怪，改成it is well-developed是不是更好些呢？It is hard for me to describe my personality这一句感觉怪怪的，后面考虑是否加个comprehensive，把for me也去掉。第四行In my spare time，改成In leisure time，感觉更好些。另外倒数第三行用witness不太好，这个一般用目击者的意思。改成see（see不仅仅是看到的意思，还有明白，了解的意思）比较好，另外headmaster是校长的意思，squad leader是班长的意思。还是倒数第三行，judge，意思多用于判决，裁判，用在这里有些不妥，用determine吧。
总起来说翻译的很棒！

另外我加一句，鄙视翻译器。

I am Chen Xuebing and my English name is Clinla. I am a middle school student from Jiangsu province. I come to America because I love this country. It is well developed, which may help me to realize my dream. My English is very poor, but I will improve my English through my own efforts. In my spare time, I often do something according to my hobbies, such as swimming, climbing and playing badminton,etc. It is hard for me to describe my personality. Sometimes, I am extrovert, and I like make friends with others. I am willing to stay close with them. Nevertheless, sometimes I hope to stay alone, reading books or listening to music or doing sports. I hope that I could come to your school. I believe that I am capable of management. I hope that teachers could witness my efforts and judge whether I could be a headmaster. I will build up good relations with my classmates. Still, I will be strict with every classmate's studing, including myself.

Questions added:My name is Xue-Bing Chen, my English name Clinla, I am from Nanjing, Jiangsu Province, I was a middle school student, I came to the United States, because I love this country, this country is very developed, you can let my ideal realized, I am very poor in English, but I will improve your English through my efforts to achieve that in outside school hours, I usually do some of my favorite hobbies, such as: swimming, climbing, badminton ... I can not own character described in the very comprehensive, I am an outgoing person, I like to make friends with other people, I can tell everyone Care, but sometimes I also hope that we can stay with a person, and sometimes I wish I could a person quietly reading, listening to music, do some exercise, I hope can go to your school to school, I believe they have a certain degree of management skills, I hope that teachers can see my efforts to determine whether I can do squad leader, I will mix with the students, but I will study the situation of each student are very strict, also including myself.

Asked by: heiheiShaSha

我爱你并不因为你是谁，而是因为我跟你在一起的时候我是谁。
虽然你的语法有点小问题，但我能理解你想要说什么。那么，他还在你心里吗？
你想要找一个比他更好的男孩。相信我，不是你的终归不是你的。